funny-text-posts:

A compilation of some of my favourite text posts

straight boy problem #72

vinylspinner:

not being able jack off because you’d be touching a dick and that’s gay

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admin-fritz:

Inspired by this post- (X) first preformed by thereisahetaliafan and written by whatever-arendelle-does, inspired by gel-du-cerveau's Fire!Hans au. 

The flames glow bright on the mountain tonight

As the birds take to the wing.

A kingdom of dust and ruin

Where I’m finally the king

The blaze is climbing and I’ve never felt this warm…

All my hurt and hate, finally given form.

‘Don’t let it out; just take this glove

Be a good boy and you might earn our love

Back down, or drown. When will you learn?!’…

Well now they’ll learn—!

Let it burn, let it burn!

Won’t hold it back anymore;

Let it burn, let it burn;

Turn my back and lock the door!

I don’t care what they’re going to say!

Let the fires rage on;

The flames never dared hurt me, anyway

It’s funny how some distance can banish all the fear

When their freezing knives and morals can’t get to me up here

It’s time to pay them for my pain

So watch as I commence my reign!

And let this be my first decree: 

I’m free

Let it burn, let it burn 

With the heat of a thirteenth sun!

Let it burn, let it burn;

My former life is done 

Here I stand; I’ve found my place!

Let the fires rage on

My power surges through the mountain to the air;

My soul is roaring forth around me in a hellish flare;

And one thought sears through my mind like a fiery lash:

I’m never going back! I’ll turn that world to ash—!!!

Let it burn, let it burn!

And I’ll rise like the break of dawn;

Let it burn, let it burn!

Your perfect prince is gone!

Here I stand in the light of day

Let my fire rage on

The flames never dared hurt me, anyway

I had a lot of fun doing this, though my mic did not like the major notes. XD Hope you guys enjoy!

imagineyouricon:

imagine your icon pulling up their blanket and accidentally punching themself in the face

accioguitardis:

cyberunfamous:

trillow:

how much do islands cost i want one

Less than a college education

image

what the fuck

instead of going to college you can buy an island and then make it into a resort and make money off of that for the rest of your life

tdub132:

devildoll:

OH MY GOD IT’S YOU HI

*BREAKS EVERY WINDOW IN THE HOUSE TO FEEL MANLY AGAIN*

tdub132:

devildoll:

OH MY GOD IT’S YOU HI

*BREAKS EVERY WINDOW IN THE HOUSE TO FEEL MANLY AGAIN*

attack-on-that-ass:

i imagine Levi as a really strict mom


This is the kind of betrayal you have to be prepared for in the big bad world, kid

This is the kind of betrayal you have to be prepared for in the big bad world, kid